Did you know that there are now more Americans who’d rather live without sex than live without their mobile phones? It’s ridiculous, but today 44% of Americans sleep with their phones (58% prefer sleeping with pets!), and only 20% of them can’t imagine their lives without sex. Lipstick sales and hemline lengths are actually quite accurate in measuring the strength of US economy and FEMA uses Waffle House menu & opening hours to estimate how bad a situation is after a storm.
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