Cara Alwill’s “Don’t Do Anything I Would Do” is the breakup bible you didn’t know you needed.
If you’ve ever found yourself crying in a bar bathroom in full glam, wondering how the hell you got here—this book is for you.
Bestselling author and podcast queen Cara Alwill (yes, the voice behind Cara Says It All) is back, and she’s not holding anything back. Her brand new memoir, Don’t Do Anything I Would Do, officially dropped on April 4th, and it’s already giving “unhinged but healing” energy in the best way possible.
Think: if Carrie Bradshaw went to therapy and actually learned something.
This isn’t just another breakup book. It’s your go-to guide for heartbreak, healing, and hot girl reinvention. Alwill dives into the messy, beautiful chaos of modern love—from love-bombing to ghosting, messy exes, and those “what was I thinking?” moments we pretend didn’t happen. With razor-sharp wit, brutal honesty, and a splash of pink champagne, she lays it all bare—and we are so here for it.
💔 Divorce.
💔 Situationships.
💔 That one ex you still stalk on Instagram at midnight.
And then? The after. The rebuilding. The choosing-yourself part.
Don’t Do Anything I Would Do is for the woman in her heartbreak era, healing era, and “I’m going to romanticize my life even if I’m a disaster” era. It’s funny, raw, a little chaotic, and totally empowering. Basically, it’s like getting the juiciest advice from your older sister over espresso martinis.
In Cara’s own words:
“I wanted to write the book I needed when I was crying on a bar bathroom floor in full glam, wondering if I’d ever feel like me again. This is for every woman who’s ever felt lost in love and decided to find herself instead.”
So whether you’re mid-breakup, post-situationship, or just tired of dating disasters, consider this your official invitation to stop chasing closure—and start chasing yourself.
Grab your copy of Don’t Do Anything I Would Do from Champagne Problems Press and prepare to laugh, cry, and feel so seen.
Trust us—this is the hot girl heartbreak manual we’re all adding to our nightstands.
