Valentine’s Night the Sexiest night of the year!

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February Column

Valentines Day/Night Edition


(February 14th)

Whether you’re single, in a relationship or married make your Valentines Day or Night the sexiest 24 hours of the year

Lets me break it down for you right now…

Single- OMG, DID SHE JUST SAY…S S S SINGLE???? Ok, I know what your thinking… Ugh, VOM! Why is she even pointing it out? Is this day over yet?! Don’t let the pressure of this holiday make you want to hurl yourself into on coming traffic. Turn that frown upside down and make the realization that this holiday is to celebrate L.O.V.E. Just because you don’t have a significant other, right now, doesn’t mean you can’t tell the people that matter the most to you that you love them. Put that positive energy out into the universe and it will sure be returned to you sooner than later.

Give your single self the best valentines gift known to man:



vibrating mascara

In Relationship- Sometimes going out to a nice restaurant on a night like this can be overrated. Try something different, even if you aren’t the best cook. Stay in with a bottle of your favorite wine and prepare a romantic dinner together. Share the responsibility of putting a personal touch on your meal for the evening. Here is a link to make this a little easier for you two.


DESSERT! Diets go out the window on Valentine’s Day, Invest in a small chocolate fondue maker. Buy some fruit (cut it up into small squares), brownie and cookies bites to go along with it. It’s a fun/sexy way to create an intimate evening together.

Give your relationship the best valentines gift known to man:


Married- Go see a concert, show or even sports team play Nothing gets your endorphins pumping like listening to your favorite singer or watching big juicy men showing off their muscles and athletic ability. Step out of your normal regimen and find your NEW normal, for the night anyway.

Give your marriage the best valentines gift known to man:


Married with kids- Get away even if it’s just for an overnight. Take time for yourselves and your relationship. PLAN in advance.

Simple tips to give your Valentine’s Day/Night a little boost in the right direction:

Make an appointment at a spa to relax with your special someone and get couples massage. Or if your significant other is into it, get a couple’s pedicure. Makes for fun while playing footsie at dinner

Get a Mani/Pedi

ESSIE has some amazingly eye catching NEW colors they just added to their collection that are perfect for Feb 14th! If your thinking PINK, try “She’s Pampered”, red “Snappy Happy” or even something dark and smoldering like deep red or blackish try “Luxedo”

Get your hair blown out (ARMONK, NY

Step out of your comfort zone and try a new hot lipstick, something bright and fun or dark and vampy. Go to and play with your look a little bit.

If you have straight hair, GO CURLY. If you have curly hair, GO STRAIGHT! If you want to get super sexy have your hair put up into a hot up-do. Here is a site that will give you some options on hair looks.

Sex up your look with a sexy scent- Break out your expensive perfume, ONLY mist it in select “Pulse Points”, behind your ears and lower wrists. Do not rub wrists together as it will “crush” your scent. A little will go a long way, so don’t over do it

Try a cleanse the week before your big night out

Go out and invest in a NEW matching bra and undies. Your man will appreciate the effort and love the fact that it’s something he has never seen on you before. They may not stay on long once your back home, but its something he’ll remember for a long time.

Dress to impress (ARMONK, NY)

Do something for your special someone. Write them a little note on a post it note and stick it on their mirror of the bathroom or even their car. It will be the first thing they see in the morning and will put an instant smile on their face.

Note suggestions:

See you later Handsome/Beautiful

Can’t wait for tonight

I Love You

(At the end of the love note, personalize it with the nickname they call you.

Throw a dinner party with some of your closest friends. Relax and enjoy each other’s company. You never know, Mr. Right could be doing the same thing at the table next to you.

After dinner slip into something a little more comfortable

Weather you are Single, In a Relationship, Married or Married with Kids, on Valentines Day/Night we need to embrace these magic four words. ROMANCE, PASSION, LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP. As the year goes by, we forget how important these words are, even on a daily basis. They are what ignite life. Embrace them, put them into action. Without action there are only thoughts. Thoughts are only 50% of bringing these words to actions. Once you bring the 50% of action into the equation, your life/relationships will be that much more successful.


Where there is

L- Laughter

O- Orgasm

V- Values

E- Effort

You will find happiness.

Lust, Love & Laughs Always,

You’re 20 Something


Here are a few things that will help to take The 3 L’s to the next level…

Valentines Night Edition Position of the month, brought to you by:

“The Face Off”


He sits on a chair or the edge of the bed; you face him, seated on his lap.


You’re in control of the angle and depth of the entry and thrust. Being seated provides support, so it’s great for marathon sex.


Let your fingers (and hands) do the talking. Once seated, you can put your hands anywhere on your body or his to make things more interesting.

Valentines Public Product Of The Month:

The Flip Flop Bitch


Facebook search “The Flip Flop Bitch”

This sparkly tote is for carrying your flip flops in when you go to a party, a wedding, a Bat Mitzvah, etc, THEN, at the end of the night when your feet are killing, put your flats on & put your heels in the tote! Look fabulous!


The NEW HOTTEST tote to hit Westchester and NYC!

Get it before its official release date!

Check out these gorgeous colors! Special custom bags are available as well.


Valentines Private Product Of The Month:

iRUB My Duckie


Just when you thought a vibrator couldn’t get any more charming than our best-selling I Rub My Duckie. Just when you thought a vibrator couldn’t get any more charming than our best-selling I Rub My Duckie, this quiet little quacker comes along. Just 3 long, 1 7/8 in diameter, Junior can occupy the tiniest corner of your bathtub or suitcase. Turn the dial at his base to turn on this little guy’s motor — and just see if you get turned on right back!


Valentines Love Making Song Of The Month:

USHER “Nice & Slow”

Valentines Quote Of The Month:

“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise” – Robert A. Heinlein


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