America’s Rudest Road Trip 

The USA’s most outrageous road names have been revealed to create the rudest road trip ever – with Morning Wood Drive, Big Beaver Road and Hiscock Street among the filthiest spots.

Experts have compiled a list of the most memorable places to capture a selfie this Summer, with locations in Texas, New York and Las Vegas all featuring.

 

Drivers looking for a giggle have been told how to take the rudest road trip across America as the glorious summer weather approaches.

 

From Poopdeck Street in Alaska to Hanky Panky Street in Las Vegas, vacation car rental experts at StressFreeCarRental.com have researched the most offensive road names in the country to create the ultimate route for brazen travellers.

 

 

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With cheeky signs dotted all over the country, the rude road trip takes drivers across several states to catch a glimpse of all the crudest spots in America.

Texas, New York and California are just three states motorists will tick off as they embark on the road trip to hunt down these strange attractions.

 

As drivers make their way through Manhattan, enjoying the iconic views of the Big Apple, they can grab a selfie at the infamous Inwood intersection, where Seaman Avenue and Cumming Street meet.

 

Texas also has a few prime examples, with Big Beaver and Kickapoo Road causing many a curled lip as road trippers travel through.

 

Big Beaver Road has even been dubbed one of the worst street names in America because the name happens to be a dirty innuendo.

 

To add to the problem, this road in Detroit, Michigan, is ironically exit 69 along the I- 75.

 

A spokesperson for StressFreeCarRental.com said: “Those looking for the most eccentric road trip, or RV convey, this summer should look no further.

“We have created the rudest road trip in the whole of the US, which is bound to be the wackiest drive you’ll ever take, covering over 12,000 miles.

“From Dick Street in New Jersey to Hiscock Street in Michigan, the American roads deliver on providing ridiculously weird attractions which give the traditional road trip an edge.

“Whoever named most of these cheeky streets was clearly having too much fun, as the placements of some of the roads is conveniently outrageous.

“Funnily enough, Holy Trinity Episcopal Church is located on Cumming Street between Seaman Avenue, which is also conveniently one block from Dyckman Street.

“Stick on your sleazy play list, have a laugh and visit these crude spots across the USA, although we do recommend leaving the kids at home.”

Here is StressFreeCarRental.com’s rudest US road trip based on geographical proximity:

Starting at Morning Wood Drive, California, the road trip covers over 12,000 miles and is estimated to take over 200 hours, which has been calculated using the distance to each location if driving non-stop.

Destination Distance between (Miles) Time between (hours)
Morning Wood Drive, Laguna Niguel, CA 92677

To

Hanky Panky St, Las Vegas, NV 89131

297 miles 4 hour 20 minutes
Hanky Panky St, Las Vegas, NV 89131

To

Poopdeck St, Homer, AK 99603

3545 miles 63 hours
Poopdeck St, Homer, AK 99603

To

Big Beaver Rd, Texas 75453

4138 miles 70 hours
Big Beaver Rd, Texas 75453

To

Kickapoo Rd, Texas

243 miles 4 hours 19 minutes
Kickapoo Rd, Texas

To

Weiner Cutoff Road, Weiner, AR 72479

566 miles 5 hours 52
Weiner Cutoff Road, Weiner, AR 72479

To

Booger Branch Rd, Georgia 30711

440 miles 7 hours
Booger Branch Rd, Georgia 30711

To

Assawoman Drive, Ocean City, MD 21842

730 miles 11 hours 30 minutes
Assawoman Drive, Ocean City, MD 21842

To

Butt St, Millcreek Township, PA 16506

489 miles 8 hours
Butt St, Millcreek Township, PA 16506

To

Dick St, Clifton, NJ 07013

419 miles 6 hours 24 minutes
Dick St, Clifton, NJ 07013

To

Seaman Ave & Cumming St, New York, NY 10034

20 miles 54 minutes
Seaman Ave & Cumming St, New York, NY 10034

To

Crotch Hill Rd, Maine 04605

463 miles 7 hours 14 minutes
Crotch Hill Rd, Maine 04605

To

Hiscock St, Ann Arbor, MI 48103

1054 miles 17 hours 19 minutes
TOTAL 12,404 miles 8.5 days (204.23 hours)

 

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