You’ve probably heard of balloon delivery, which is the packing and implanting of live albatross feathers into a creature’s neck to keep it from falling from a high-flying bird. In some cases, this is done by a professional flight surgeon or doctor who specializes in bird-rearing, but in other cases, such as that of a juvenile fish called a garfish, the process is done manually. Here are things you need to know about flower balloon delivery:
Be ready for a delay
Many of the concerns surrounding balloon deliveries are related to the fact that it’s winter and spring in the U.S., and the weather is cold and snowy. While it’s not uncommon for birds to migrate to Mexico to strengthen their immune systems, garfish don’t hibernate in the winter months. They’re active year-round and always trying to find new territory. You should, of course, be prepared for delays in the delivery of your bouquet, too. It’s human nature to try to anticipate what our biological clocks may be doing at any given moment, and so when you spot a bird in a building that has a balcony or open space with fresh air, you can’t help but just want to join it.
Have some helium
After the initial excitement of the balloon release, you should be ready for anything. You don’t want to sit tight, do you? You might want to explore the city or open space outside the house you reside in, or maybe you’d like to spend some time with your ailing cat. Helping your loved one reach another stage in her illness is the last thing you want to do, but sometimes it’s necessary. In these cases, purchasing a small bottle of helium may be possible, and bringing your loved one to a hospital with a short but intense operation.
Don’t drop the ball
Although it might seem like a good idea to drop your bouquet of flowers into the nearby canal, there are risks involved. The canal is a wide, deep waterway that flows through some of the most populated areas of the U.S. Don’t drop the bouquet into the canal if you’re bringing it to a city or town with seriously exposed water. You may end up having to clean out the canals in your neighborhood.
Shoulder proof
If you’re bringing a large item like a gardenia or rose to the front of your list of purchases, you may be tempted to drop the ball. But not when it comes to your own body. A backhand to the midsection from a bird-mover is enough to send your own organs and tissue up in a ballast. When you see a bird in the street or in a building with a balcony or open space with fresh air, you want to join it. But not if you’re carrying a heavy object.
Take care with ingested material
Take care with your own kitchen scraps and kitchen personal items! It’s not healthy to put too much pressure on your digestive system, especially when your aim is to bring your loved one to a state of health. So, you probably won’t be bringing your bouquet of flowers to the compost pile in your front yard. But you may end up throwing up your hands in exasperation when you see a fish in your local canal. You may end up throwing up your hands in exasperation when you see a fish in your local canal.
Helping your loved one reach a certain stage in life is never an easy task. It may seem like a simple task when you first find out you have the ability to bring another person to life, but once you’ve done it a few times, it becomes second nature to do it every day without fail. That said, it’s important to remember that there is a chance that your loved one will never make it out of this alive. Even with the best intentions, it’s never too much trouble to make a small sacrifice so that your loved one can make it out of this alive and healthy.
