Has this happened to you?
Maybe it’s time to invest in a pair of those readers ? ? Yesterday, while thinking I was texting Camille, I texted Charlie and told him all about what I was making for dinner.
Happens to me ALL the time. Just happened now. I’ve done it waaaaaaaaay too many times. it’s uber embarrassing when you’re using explicit language
Top 10 Places I NEVER thought I Needed Readers…
1. Post Office: I had to ship something, then had to choose the”Yes or No” button on the electronic screen. Couldn’t read a thing, and I hit “YES” basically admitting, I was mailing something dangerous. OOPS! Thank goodness I had an extra pair of readers in my handbag.
2. In the Car: GPS massacre? No, I did not need to drive to Texas when I live in Connecticut! Thank goodness I had an extra pair of readers in the glove compartment!
3. The Kitchen: Close call in the freezer, Brewing coffee…Decaf? or caffeine? Can’t live without the real thing! Nice to have an extra pair in the kitchen…and of course I share them with my husband.
4. In the bedroom: When the cell phone rings in the middle of the night – I really need my readers instantly!! Don’t You?
5. At the gym: I hate putting on my earbuds in and not knowing if the “R” is in the right ear and the “L” is in the left one. Know what I am talkin’ about? Leave a pair in your gym bag!
6. In my office: Well who can actually see your computer screen without them? That’s a natural!
7. The Bathroom: Thought I was taking 2 anti inflammatory pills, I grabbed my readers just in time…I was just about to pop 2 lomotil! Always have a pair in the “john”.
9. The Laundry Room:We keep our tool box in there. When you need a philips screwdriver, you really need one! Always keep an extra pair there!
10. Family/Living Room: Watching TV? Want to change to a particular channel? Need I say more?