Admittedly, it’s tough to compete with the gift of life. When it comes to celebrating your mother, there’s simply no pair of earrings, however stringently selected, that will feel on par with consciousness (nor is such a thing available on Amazon Prime). But if your mother has taught you anything, it’s that you sure as hell better come up with something—and as we’re already well into April, you’d better start brainstorming now.
