“O” The Buzz! Hysteria The Movie a Period PiecePosted by Stacy
As you might have heard, the much buzzed about “Hysteria” hits theatres May 18th, a movie based on the true story of the first electronic vibrator’s invention in the 1880s. The film features Hollywood favorites, including Maggie Gyllenhaal and Hugh Dancy, and promises to be a comical delight!
In “Hysteria,” Dancy plays Mortimer Granville, a young doctor who finds himself working with London’s foremost expert in women’s “hysteria”, a catch-all diagnosis for everything from insomnia to bloating. In order to cure these ailments, Granville delivers these “hysterical” women with special manual massage in order to achieve a “hysterical paroxysm.” A.K.A, an ORGASM!
When the massage technique proves too strenuous for Granville, he invents an electronic means of performing the stimulation. A.K.A, a VIBRATOR!
Sexual satisfaction is similar to money . If you don’t have enough, it’s a real source of stress and divisiveness. But as long as people have enough for their basic needs, more is more.
Regardless, of how “hysterical” you might find yourself these days, there’s a cure for it all! Below, I’ve compiled a few of my favorite bedroom toys from PureRomance.com.
Hysteria is guaranteed to do for vibrators what Risky Business did for sunglasses!!!!!
A Guide to Curing Your Own “Hysteria”
It Takes Two, $49
Waterproof Five-Function Bullet
When you add two five-function, uniquely shaped bullets to your lovemaking, you can please two of your own erogenous zones at once—or give one bullet vibrator to your partner to join in the fun!
Magic Fingers, $49
Two Motor Clitoral Vibrator
Magic Fingers is a sexy clitoral vibrator that perfectly surrounds your hottest spot for direct or indirect excitement. Super soft texture warms to your body; two powerful motors vibrate at variable speeds.
“OH” Zone, $42
Quiet Ten-Speed Vibrator
Oh Zone Clitoral Vibrator’s soft silicone ring encircles your nerve-rich hot spot for thrills that feel fantastic. Smooth, soft silicone warms to the body; ten quiet speeds offer plenty of vibration and pulsation options.
The Trainer, $199
Experience the workout of a lifetime with The Trainer Vaginal Vibrator. Independent, whisper-quiet dual motors change speeds on demand with “squeeze me” technology or manually as desired, giving you incredible incentive to stay motivated as you strengthen your pelvic floor. Silky-soft, virtually seamless premium silicone warms to your body for ultimate satisfaction.
Hanky Panky, $69
This sleek, waterproof, wireless bullet enhances excitement in the bedroom and beyond when you give your partner the discreet remote—and total control over your pleasure. This little wireless bullet has 10 mind-blowing functions that will have you both fighting over the remote (which works up to 25’ away)! Give him the remote, slip the bullet in your panties and take it to dinner with you. You’ll be so excited you will want to skip dessert and get home quick!
Tongue Tied, $149
You’ll be left speechless thanks to a shaft equipped with a g-spot teaser, 18 rotating pleasure beads, and a three-speed rotating head. But what will leave you truly Tongue Tied? The dual action vibrator’s three-speed teaser dressed up with a smooth metal bead for ultimate clitoral pleasure.
If these don’t cure your “hysteria” try these
- Racy.com Applauds the New Movie “Hysteria” with a standing “O” (prweb.com)
- The Vibrator’s Strange History (thedailybeast.com)
- The Birth Of A Girl’s Best Friend? Watch The Trailer For HYSTERIA (thepeoplesmovies.com)
- How’s this for a gift basket? Vibrators for everyone on the set of ‘Hysteria’! (insidemovies.ew.com)
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